Frozen shrimp in da club

Fabrizio Goldstein aka The Fat Jew/Jewther Vandross/ Fatrick Jewing/Whitney Jewston/Jew Diamond Phillips IS my spirit animal. He’s been interviewing for The Crosby Press and I’m not mad at it, at all. Along with Trinidad James, he interviewed A$AP Ferg, French Montana, Ace Hood and J. Cole, just to name a fewww. Nbd.

Marinating in a hotel hot tub filled with ramen noodles? Hiring hookers to reenact a scene from Braveheart? Like, who thinks of this shit? He does. He also has a spoof on “The Hills” and “The City” called “The SkinNY,” and its amazing. Oh, and there’s also “Bottle Poppaz.”

Marry me?


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If you know me personally, you KNOW that mentally I’m prob around 678 lbs aka mentally morbidly obese. I LOVE food. I prob love food more than I love most people; it’s weird/wrong/not okay. Cooking has definitely been something I’ve always enjoyed doing and what’s better than having a disgusting amount of delicious recipes/food porn at your fingas?! Prob a lot of things, but, has been my “go to” for about 2 years now. We’re going strong and we are in love.

Roasted Red Pepper hummus? Yes.

Roasted Red Pepper Hummus 500 5507

(via Closetcooking)

Molten chocolate cake? Yes.

Molten Chocolate Cake in Pot 500

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Bacon guacamole grilled cheese sandwich? Now.

Bacon Guacamole Grilled Cheese Sandwich 500 1944

(via Closetcooking)

Obsessed with mexican food? Um, ya, me too. Here are 41 Recipes for Cinco de Mayo. Obsessed with cheese? Same 😦 and here are 30 Amazing Grilled Cheese Sandwiches. I’d like to thank Kevin Lynch for my thunder thighs, luv u bb<3.

Can’t shleep party